The Best Way to Wake Up

TL;DR: My friend, from the other side of the country, woke me up in the best possible way.  He wrote me a SONG!!

In case anyone is about to listen to this in front of a youngster, it contains some mildly adult content.  Regardless, I figured I should share something that made me so happy, and if anyone is offended, we can talk about it.  Discussion is a good thing.